Freedom Write: Winter 09

This here is a freedom write in which I will declare myself eligible for the draft... my top choice is the NFL draft. If that is unavailable, then I would like to declare my entire soul eligible for the draft located near my fireplace. If that too is unavailable then I would like to declare my body and mind for the Daft Funk—which is totally approved by the president. If all three of my Top Choices are unavailable then I will sacrifice my spirit and life force in order to be drafted by an architect... for science. My last choice is being drafted by the army soldiers because I am afraid of tanks and air ships. I would also like to make clear that I love waffles more than ALMOST anything. Let me be totally clear, there are FEW things I like more than a good waffle. I would like to stress the importance of my clarity, HARDLY anything is more dear to my heart than waffles. With that said, for my first illusion, I present to you... my breakfast order:

First Option:
2 - Pancakes
2 - Sausage Links
3 - Eggs, Scrambled
5 - Pieces of Toast (but only 1 Slice of Bread)
15 - Tablespoons of Orange Juice
1 - Glass filled with Big Bulbous Dark Grapes
1 - Container of Milk (any size)
1.5 - pounds of Bacon (homestyle)
1 - large Bowl of Cereal (with Blueberries, Crab Apples, Butter, Sugar
Cubes, Peanuts and Chocolate Syrup)
4 - Danish Pancakes
1 - French Pancake
2 - Slices of Cake
1/2 - a Grapefruit
1 - more glass filled with Small Round Red Grapes
1 - Toothpaste Tube filled with Yogurt

Second Option:
Pizza

Third Option:
Waffles

Sing it like this:

(D Minor)

We brush our Teeth,
To get the sugar bugs
Off our Teeth.
To make them Dead.

Oh, we brush our Teeth,
To kill those sugar bugs Dead!

Burn in Hell!

(repeat 3 times)