Freedom Write: Nov. 26, 2008

This be a freedom write and also a freedom right that I have to bex-plode my bwains on the world wide web... or so I'm told. I will say much but nothing at all, with a sexaticious grin from my chin to my ball.. 'cause I gots just one hangin; from the vine but I'll grow three more before the end of time. Don't scare me with your dinosaur 'tude and wit' cho wiggles tiny giggles, you be crazy mad, dude. Flex! I just popped you in your eye with my muscles of strength and I be prepared to die for a short length of time. My knuckles are painted pink and my pickles be painted blue and I be totally fricking nuts in my gorilla-stink mood. Don't stop me now! Unless you be totally frightened of the monty python bite my freedom write just created and perplexerated on your face! Happy Thanksgiving for life. Hollah.