Another Person Consumes the Dirt

This poem is actually a list. But this list is arranged in such a way that it provides the deepest satisfaction of brain hunger to the reader. You don't even need to prepare yourself, because it works better if you have no clue what you are about to read. Even as I write this introduction I do not own any previous knowledge of what I am about to write. I couldn't even tell you if this list contains profane language, species of birds, types of brined vegetables, or even Hall of Famers from the NFL. So with out any further ado, here is the list... of... words that will change your life and make you smarter... and help attack gingivitis... without any pain... or messy clean-up. Enjoy.

1. Reds
2. Sales Adventures: The Money Never Lies... or Talks for that Matter
3. Sofa King Cool
4. derelict
5. Watch Big Trouble in Little China then tell me you don't believe in God.
6. pickles
7. "Take it to the sky, you crazy doo doo! Take it to Jesus!"
8. I will never eat warm horse shit... after 9am
9. Where do jimmy jams come from?
10. ambi-what-now?
11. Attack Mode
12. "Tickle yourself you god damn gorilla!"
13. The Red-tailed Hawk, the Californian Condor and Sanchez.
14. "Gravy? That's not gravy, my friend. THAT is a fuckin' human being, man."
15. Keep on, keep on, keep on moving through the village of despair with your hands in the air.
16. ;)
17. Lynn Swan, Steve Largent, and eventually the great Andre Reed.
18. Never underestimate a black bear in heat.
19. Crumb Donuts.
20. ephervessantlessly
21. Bring in the anti-depressants and bring out the box of hand grenades.